Friday, November 14, 2008

Funny SMS- Mast SMS

SOMETIMES U MAY CATCH ME STARING AT U - ITS NT BCUZ U R CUTE........ - MY MOM ONCE TOLD ME DAT DEVILS HAV HORNS N TAILS & - I M JUS WONDERING WHERZ URS!

I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears...

What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women

Nurse: A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal.

First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.

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